And there is the very beautiful Jennifer Aniston in the new smartwater (all lower-case, we were told) ad campaign, where she is stripped of all life and soul and ends up looking like a RealDoll (Google at your own risk). A quick message to SMARTWATER (we'll all-caps you if we like): You're advertising water guys, not some secret serum that reverse ages people but might have the side-effect of making them dead behind the eyes. Just leave her as she is.
Also Jennifer, that is a very dangerous way to drive.
